Friday, August 14, 2020

An Unsatisfied Customer


To quote the Guarantee of Satisfaction found on the wrapper of a Snickers bar here in Australia: "IF YOU ARE NOT SATISFIED IN ANY WAY, GIVE US A CALL 1800 245 455 IN AUSTRALIA OR 0800 444 433 IN NEW ZEALAND. OR IF YOU LIKE, JUST RETURN THE BIT YOU HAVEN'T EATEN AND THE PACK AND TELL US WHERE AND WHEN YOU BOUGHT IT." Not sure if Australia Post will let you send half-eaten food items in the mail though.

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