Saturday, February 10, 2018

Profitting off Jobseekers


Suits, shoes, belts, ties and the works. It all comes at a scary price in the triple digits. Sure, you might be able to skimp out on something, but your conscience knows it's missing a key piece of attire to get you into that cosy new job you've been spying on for the last 4 years (and at this point has expired, so your efforts inevitably fail regardless).
But once you've got it all together, they say that you ascend into a higher state of being called "Business Formal", or "Business Casual" if you're skimping out on the tie and tailcoat. And at this stage, people on public transport will think you have better things to do than cry in your room everyday, and some younger members of society may even address you more respectfully

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