Endless Appetite

You know those days when you suddenly have the capacity to eat three platefuls of meat, and then other days you can barely finish a couple of garlic bread slices? Even worse, these fluctuations in appetite never seem to play into your favour, so you're often either not very hungry at an all-you-can-eat buffet, or very hungry when you're trying to diet. Darn stomach, I would punch you if it wasn't such a critical internal organ!

Price-cream

Inspired mostly by my general malaise at how ridiculously expensive places like Ben & Jerry's can charge you for a few measly scoops of sugary gold. Yes, I admit their ice-cream is actually some top-notch stuff, though it wold be more enjoyable if it didn't cost me an arm and a leg... Whether I mean that literally is up to you, pal.

Pill Popper

While you could somewhat consider this as a canonical sequel to last week's comic, this comic was inspired more from a mini-argument I had with someone about using natural herbs vs. modern medicines to maintain one's health. Needless to say, I'd rather stick a bundle of thyme down my throat as opposed to a handful of vitamin supplements.

Transitive Meat Eater

Based on the haphazard logic that eating anything in general is technically consuming meat, in the sense that one would be eating germs and other bacteria. I've heard the argument that organisms on a microscopic level don't constitute as meat, so the natural counter-argument would be that a leg of ham shrunk down to a microscopic level is, by that definition, "not meat".

Fresh Meat

I suppose this now canonically makes Dante a murderer, or just a person with a terrible taste in jokes. Either way, it's pretty much Halloween, so anything goes whether it's spooky, scary or downright morally questionable.

Worth a Thousand Words

There's a profound proverb that's manifested in this age of superfluous photography: "The camera eats first". To an extent, it makes some sense - you pay a stupid amount of money for food, so you may as well remember it as much as you can. Or keep the photo as a reminder of food you shouldn't eat again.

And for anyone wondering, I did get that coffee image from Tumblr (somewhere).

Potluck Dinner

Of course, that doesn't guarantee that people want to willingly eat whatever abomination you've cooked up, but now you can pull out all the stops to get people to take your edible filth. Pretend that it tastes good! Tell people it's a recipe from a famous chef! When they try to leave, force them to take some home with them! But this assumes that you even have a social circle of friends willing to dine with you to begin with...