Guilt trip

Inspired by the only two modes of thinking that I'm always in at any given moment: Constantly yearning for some free time away from cleaning duties, and feeling bad that other people area cleaning up when I'm not. Is this what being a real adult is all about? Or I'm just going crazy at this time of the year... again?

ScamWow

You can't have the true modern Christmas experience without purchasing some dubious product online, only for it to either arrive late or have it lost during shipping. And then you have to scramble to find some replacement gift the day before Christmas, or try and convince everyone around you that "the true gift is all the friends we made along the way". Better hope your folks enjoy onions as a gift...

Just loafing around

Inspired by the literal piles of expired food that is lying around this trash heap I call "Home" in which I still decide to consume said food items anyway, knowing full well that its nutritional value is equivalent to that of eating Lego. But, hey, anything's edible when you set your mind to it. Anyone up for some 8-year old taco sauce?

Stacker

Tell me, when was the last time you found a drying rack where all the items have been both cleaned to a reasonable extent and neatly stacked? Probably only once in a dream, I bet.

Be the unsung and underappreciated hero your city deserves and stack those plates today!

Deep soak

There are times when I think that a deep soak is just a hoax propagated by people who don't want to clean pots and pans, but also don't want to outright admit that. May as well buy a new pot or pan every time one needs to cook, if people are going to go to these lengths to avoid cleaning.