Picky Eaters

At any social gathering involving food, you're never going to please everyone. Whether it's good food, bad food or no food, someone is bound to complain about something... even if it's as nonsensical as "I don't like this dish because it actually tastes great and makes me feel bad about not being able to cook something this good".

Good Quali-Tea

Based on some random thoughts during a holiday in Thailand in another time and place. As it turns out, the cleanliness and accessibility of most food-related venues is not always proportional to the quality of food and drinks actually served. So give that 1-star restaurant on Menulog a try -- Your stomach will thank you later, if you can make it to the next day.

Savour the Flavour

Reminds me of that classic children's book "Mr. Slow", where it'd take him half a day to eat a currant cake. See, he was never slow - he was just savouring the best slice of currant cake money can buy.

A Tasteful Memory

Remember a time when food tasted better and you didn't have to worry about ridiculous things like "nutrients" or "fat content"? Well, stop living in the past and get with the times, you old geezer! Before you know it, the only things you'll be able to taste are prunes and deep malaise.

Loss of Appetite

Who would have have guessed that in the span of 6 measly years, my stomach would turn from a bottomless pit into a cheap Tupperware container? Not to mention the fact that I can't even eat as much comfort food as I used to. Augh! Well, I guess it was a wild ride while it lasted...